I warn everyone: this may be offensive. There was champagne, and much shouting at the TV. Click “more” at your own risk. Also, it goes in reverse order, with the most recent first.

rtwt @funrama “Palin more totally awesome then I expected” C’mon people.Don’t fall for that bo-honk. Put down your white flag of surrender!   about 12 hours ago  from web

I don’t know if you know this, Sarah Palin, but the rest of America doesn’t like hockey as much as you and I do. about 12 hours ago from web

Mike Murphy on MSNBC: good point. if you disliked Palin before, you dislike her more now. if you liked her before, you like her more. about 12 hours ago from web

Ooooh Obama commercial on taxing health benefits! Good one, Barack! #vpdebate about 12 hours ago from web

Pat Buchanan is a moron   about 12 hours ago  from web

Ifill to Biden: You did great. about 12 hours ago from web

Palin to Ifill: That was hard! about 12 hours ago from web

I kind of love Joe Biden right now. But I’m also a wee bit drunk. about 13 hours ago from web

thank god fight wasn’t on our drinking list. about 13 hours ago from web

way to blame Katie Couric for you sounding stupid, Palin #vpdebate about 13 hours ago from web

Biden gets the last closing statement. Good one. about 13 hours ago from web

Joe Biden’s biggest selling point for me is that you can tell he really cares about things. #vpdebate about 13 hours ago from web

Twitterverse: Gwen Ifill is better than Jim Lehrer. True/false? about 13 hours ago from web

“Maverick he is not.” Damn right, Joe. #vpdebate about 13 hours ago from web

yes, leave is exactly what we need to do with McCain #vpdebate about 13 hours ago from web

goddamnit maverick does NOT trump being a single dad. #vpdebate   about 13 hours ago  from web

ok that just warmed my feminist heart. about 13 hours ago from web

“The notion that because I’m a man that I don’t know what it’s like to raise two kids…” good for you, BIden! #vpdebate about 13 hours ago from web

special needs child again, #palinshot   about 13 hours ago  from web

she’s repeating herself about 13 hours ago from web

talk nerdy to me, Joe. Unitary executive. mmm. #vpdebate about 13 hours ago from web

his or her. good man, Joe #vpdebate about 13 hours ago from web

retweet @wendyisawesome the vice president waits for the president to die. fact. about 13 hours ago from web

executive experience #palinshot about 13 hours ago from web

oh shit she just said she agreed with Dick about 13 hours ago from web

her beauty pageant queen waves   about 13 hours ago  from web

special needs children! #palinshot about 13 hours ago from web

@artemna yes. drink. drink heavily. it’s the only way to stand this. about 13 hours ago from web in reply to artemna

how are you going to pay those teachers more with all those tax breaks? #vpdebate about 13 hours ago from web

doggone it #palinshot about 13 hours ago from web

maverick! #palinshot about 13 hours ago from web
Biden just sounds much more sincere than she does. #vpdebate   about 13 hours ago  from web

retweet @bfp john mccain was punched in the ass with a saber. I’ve seen the scars, damnit. vote for mccain! MCCAIN 08   about 13 hours ago  from web

and Joe BIden voted for the war.   about 13 hours ago  from web

Oh, Christ, “washington outsider”   about 13 hours ago  from web

Yes, Genocide about 13 hours ago from web

do you, twitterverse, think that the folks at home want to strangle Gov. Palin as badly as we do? about 13 hours ago from web
Petraeus, not McClellan #vpdebate about 13 hours ago from web

Joe is doing an excellent job of boiling shit down to 30 second talking points. #vpdebate about 13 hours ago from web

there is no safe stable way to use “nukeyeler” weapons about 13 hours ago from web

I don’t want the country to come first. I wanna come first. damnit. about 13 hours ago from web

maverick! #palinshot about 13 hours ago from web

OK. Forgive me for what I’m about to say. She’s such a BITCH! about 13 hours ago from web

Oh, let’s not talk the blame game please. #vpdebate about 13 hours ago from web

retwt @wendyisawesome you know what ws a cute idea? wilson’s league of nations the idea that through diplomacy we might never have war again about 13 hours ago from web

second Holocaust about 13 hours ago from web

He really cares about this stuff. You can tell. #vpdebate about 13 hours ago from web

@sylviasrevenge fuckin’ A right. about 13 hours ago from web in reply to sylviasrevenge

Women’s rights reference #Palinshot about 13 hours ago from web

they hate our freedom! about 13 hours ago from web

thank you, Gwen! about 13 hours ago from web

let’s talk naivete, eh, Sarah? about 13 hours ago from web

she can pronounce Ahmadinejad but not nuclear? about 13 hours ago from web

did she just say she’d believe the leader of Al-Qaeda? about 13 hours ago from web

retweet @bfp Icon_red_lock oh, joe got his six pack muscles out. Gawd love ‘em! 13 hours ago  from web

YES. Let’s talk Pakistan. about 13 hours ago from web

Biden is for real when he mentions his son. #vpdebate about 13 hours ago from web

that’s right, Biden. Hammer that shit home. #vpdebate about 13 hours ago from web

the Iraqi government wants us out, beeyatch. about 13 hours ago from web

“Fundamental difference. We will end this war” 20 points, Biden. #vpdebate about 13 hours ago from web

“Gwen, with all due respect, I didn’t hear a plan” good for you, Joe #vpdebate about 13 hours ago from web

How are we going to win in Iraq, Sarah? #vpdebate about 13 hours ago from web

oh, points for Sarah turning Biden’s comments against him. about 13 hours ago from web

damnit, Gwen. I was feeling good about Biden’s answer. about 13 hours ago from web

look at the change from 4 years ago. She has to make sure that she says she’s tolerant and supports benefits for same-sex couples. about 13 hours ago from web

“I am tolerant” fuck right off, Palin. about 13 hours ago from web

That was probably the clearest declaration of support for same-sex couples I’ve ever heard from a major party candidate. #vpdebate about 13 hours ago from web

YES about 13 hours ago from web

oooooho shit yeah let’s talk same-sex benefits! #vpdebate about 13 hours ago from web

nukyeler #vpdebate about 13 hours ago from web

he even corrected himself when he referred to her as Sarah Palin. good man. #vpdebate about 13 hours ago from web

retweet @wendyisawesome sarah sounds like she’s talking to children. that offends me as a voter. about 13 hours ago from web

@sylviasrevenge E.C.F.U. Sarah Palin about 13 hours ago from web in reply to sylviasrevenge

ooh, climate change #vpdebate   about 13 hours ago  from web

East coast politicians #palinshot about 13 hours ago from web

Gwen, stop letting her change the subject! #vpdebate about 13 hours ago from web

@luckywhitegirl I know. let’s get her drunk. about 13 hours ago from web in reply to luckywhitegirl

main street #palinshot about 13 hours ago from web

rear that head!!! #palinshot about 13 hours ago from web

good god, woman, will you answer any of the fucking questions they ask you? about 13 hours ago from web

Go, Joe, say nice things to her and rip on McCain. ten points. #vpdebate about 13 hours ago from web

she’s getting mad. #vpdebate about 13 hours ago from web

that’s why they all love you so much, Sarah about 13 hours ago from web

there we go right into the camera, Joe. about 13 hours ago from web

ok, that was GOOD, Joe. about 13 hours ago from web

oooooh here we go! that’s right, Joe, you talk about that tax plan #vpdebate about 14 hours ago from web

and Obama doesn’t have mandates, that was the Clinton plan, #vpdebate about 14 hours ago from web

yes, but he’s proposed taxing the benefits people get from their employers. about 14 hours ago from web

notice that if Joe Biden referred to her as “Sarah” he’d be sexist. about 14 hours ago from web

oh shit she said redistribution of wealth about 14 hours ago from web

is raising taxes class warfare just pops up on the screen. No, MSNBC, the corporate tax breaks and taxing health benefits are class warfare. about 14 hours ago from web

oooooooooh, Biden, I likes you tonight. #vpdebate about 14 hours ago from web

she’s just throwing out the key words and hoping they stick.   about 14 hours ago  from web

job creation….shit, I’ve won Palin Bingo already. about 14 hours ago from web

Darn right again #Palinshot about 14 hours ago from web

I am proud of Biden so far. #vpdebate about 14 hours ago from web

hockey mom! #palinshot about 14 hours ago from web

she looks like she’s reading off a teleprompter #vpdebate about 14 hours ago from web

something new and different is McCain? about 14 hours ago from web

maverick! #palinshot about 14 hours ago from web

Biden’s doing what he needs to be doing–hammering McCain. #vpdebate about 14 hours ago from web

#suspend the campaign, eh? about 14 hours ago from web

here comes the folksy shit. about 14 hours ago from web

main street! #bidenshot about 14 hours ago from web

so far, so good Joe #vpdebate about 14 hours ago from web

and Biden indeed has a spray tan about 14 hours ago from web

popcorn is popped, champagne is chillin’, STFU, Chris Matthews. about 14 hours ago from web

“Narrowing a complex situation down to two and only two sides…defines the politics and power that is likely to follow” about 21 hours ago from txt

Newman’s popcorn for debate night…it only seems appropriate. about 21 hours ago from txt